| Sunday, April 02, 2006 |
| Wanted: Daniel Wiebe |
 WANTED
Age: 23
Eye Color: Blue
Hair: Brown Bowl Cut, No Eyebrows
Hiegt: 6'1
Kryptonite has strangely affected a young student's judgment here at the college, turning his boyish looks into grotesque monstrosities. Why did he feel he needed to have a new look? "I'm desperate, so I want something that will attract the ladies" and attract them he will. The news is he has escaped Eston and on the prowl. Just warning ladies, he can be quite the handful and is expected to have plenty of unexpected pickup lines. When can we expect this deadbeat to be caught? Our authority's here are on the lookout, and until then keep a lookout for this elusive black bear Dan. It may be a good idea to keep the pepper spray handy. |
posted by Matt @ 5:12 PM  |
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Your turning into quite the little journalist.
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I caught him, whats the reward?
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Your turning into quite the little journalist.