 Joel Ryan Switzer is a solid Ukraine name,
That didnt quite make it to the FGBC hall of fame.
But as for me youll find something very extremely cruddy,
I dont like the name Joel or Switz, because I prefer buddy.
He enjoys the many coffees and a good ol friendly laugh,
Either that or watch Lost and Smallville for a good time and half.
He is your best friend and he loves his pumpkin pie
Until he stinks up the office, then youll just wanna die
He doesnt give up easily, he proved that as the Coach,
And backed it up in Eston Ramblers, as he went down east to poach.
But when crunch time hit, the Elks migrated south
He floundered like a dog with rabies, and was punched in the mouth.
He is a sneaky, little gopher when it comes to playing games,
And is not easily mistaken for he hates the Calgary Flames.
He loves his online poker, health snacks, and long sleeps
But dont mock his puny height, or youll end up in small heaps.
Its sad to think that our dynasty very soon will stop,
But its bound to happen with his future plans of becoming a stripper cop.
Oh I love my office mate, and Zach would agree
We will always miss the bathroom stenched full of poo and toilet seat pee.
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Good poetry, whoever the poet may be!!