| Tuesday, November 07, 2006 |
| The Inside Poop |
 Four dark suspicious figures were said to have entered dorm one last night around 11:00pm, and where seen carrying the last thing you’d expect…if you are from a city. Chickens, five of them to be precise, all full-grown, not egg laying, chickens. Why? And Who?
They are called Think Pink, and you might have heard that distrustful name before, the pink ladies suited up in boys clothing, bought five chickens from a local Hudderites farm, and when the boys abandoned their post, they struck.
Three of the think Pink’ers names have been released, and even a new member may have joined the festivities last night. Linsay Gammel, you may ask her and she will in fact denies it, but new evidence can prove otherwise. And I quote “I was never part of the original, so don’t get me back for that” “We are Pretty in Pink, not think Pink” stated Sarah Mortensen, along with the two other Pink Ladies, Stacy Schulenburg and Tiffany Madson. The other four names have yet to be released, but until then, the boy’s doors may smell like crap for a while, and I dare say I have seen bowel movements prettier than their dorm in this state. But if you find yourself strolling along the south western part if the hemisphere, stop by the boy’s dorm and sit, chat, and enjoy some well-cooked barbequed chicken. That’s all today for The Inside Poop…er Scoop…Literally. |
posted by Matt @ 8:59 AM  |
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now that we know the name of some of the pinks, your time is coming...keep a watchful eye
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Ha ha ha, you girls are caught, you better watch out, and keep one eye open when sleeping!!
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now that we know the name of some of the pinks, your time is coming...keep a watchful eye